my mom asked me to come from my room to her room to turn her light on man
It’s like my mom knows the exact moment my head hits the pillow because there she go calling my name “……!!!!!!”
It happens entirely too often to be a coincidence.
Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.
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“Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men, we didn’t have any kind of prison.
Because of this, we had no delinquents.
Without a prison, there can be no delinquents.
We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves.
When someone was so poor that he couldn’t afford a horse, a tent or a blanket, he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift.
We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property.
We didn’t know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being was not determined by his wealth.
We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians, therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another.
We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don’t know how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.”
Reblog 4 life!!!!!!!!!
I absolutely love this.
ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS
This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.
Symposium is only my favorite bit of Plato ever :3
this is my favourite
this is cute
11 notes!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR THIS BETTER HAVE BEEN JUST POSTED TODAY OR ELSE YALL SICKEN ME FOREAL! ‘CAUSE I JUST SCROLLED PASSED SOME INDICATIVE JUNGLE-BUNNY POSTS!!!!!
Venus in the Dark: Blackness and Beauty in Popular Culture by Janell Hobson
Western culture has long been fascinated by black women, but a history of enslavement and colonial conquest has variously labeled black women’s bodies as “exotic” and “grotesque.” In this remarkable cultural history of black female beauty, Janell Hobson explores the enduring figure of the “Hottentot Venus.”
In 1810, Saartjie Baartman was taken from South Africa to Europe, where she was put on display at circuses, salons, and museums and universities as the “Hottentot Venus.” The subsequent legacy of representations of black women’s sexuality-from Josephine Baker to Serena Williams to hip-hop and dancehall videos-continues to refer back to this persistent icon. This book analyzes the history of critical and artistic responses to this iconography by black women in contemporary photography, film, literature, music, and dance.
OKC fans mad cause they knew Kevin Durant had no chance once Miami when on that 27 game winning streak
All day long…
if i didn’t i would hurt myself and you too, probably…ok bye now :)
The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs
Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like
Who the fuck are these assholes
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
That is what you call “Somebody who hopefully never gets a job as executive producer of wipping a childs ass in hollywood” last hoorah
Probably not the best idea to blow stuff up in front of the person in charge of paying for it.
Suits were already built and Tony usually makes the suits out of scrap he finds in other areas that he has excess of. Just like the first Iron man suit from the cave he cannibalizes something and creates magic. That and he makes her a suit later on because “she is head of stark industries and nothing is safer than a suit”(if he remembers to put breathing apparatus in it just in case you get knocked into the water, “thanks for nothing” Signed Rhodey)
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The Infraggable Krunk!
and Capital G!
i miss this so much
The fact that they had Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Iron man, Black Panther, Black Knight(though he kinda sucked but he was an avenger), Vision, (I know who Tiki was supposed to be but he slips my mind), Scarlet Witch, and Goliath copies was hilarious. Dexters lab should have gotten a sequel, a remake something. How can we get 50 million yugiohs but only one iteration of dexter.(I was gonna put Ben whatever we feel like calling it this season, but that might be the same guy so ahem I’m gonna let him slide)
1.44 megabytes of pure evil.
fuck that, what were you gonna hold on one disk? seriously back then easiest way to foil an evil plan steal disk 5 out of 32, they’d shoot the whole place up due to whatever henchmen let you get that disk.
You know what, I love y2k shit has changed so fast since then:CD to DVD to flash drive to blue ray to cloud storage. Shit you can get a flash drive the size of 2 blu rays now if you wanted to.
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men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
hey this is a good and important post
I really needed this… I think a lot of us do.
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