A soon to be forgotten haunt


douchebag-jesus:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Imagine if he wanted white in the first place.

Imagine if he wanted Purple, cause you know it’s the same color that the Vikings or the ravens wear. Or shit if he wanted a pink screen, or Yellow. Nothing manly about the color yellow. I mean I thought white was neutral, hard to keep clean but neutral. I guess if you can’t get pissed off about nothing else just say dumb shit



grijzegans:

MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’


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susiethemoderator:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.


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ororomunroe:

Avengers & X-Men: AXIS #4 Inversion Variant by Clay Mann


reminder that black boys don’t need to be “good boys on the honor roll” for their lives to matter

jasoniaistheway:

SAY IT!!!!!

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newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.




wes-eskimo:

proteinpills:

guitarsandcontrabandx:

mizzjade:

fuckyeaheda:

It’s national butt day apparently. Submit your butts to me.

YES.

Word?? 👀

I want butts.

Lemme see ya booty

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basedgods-cold-hands:

bring-down-the-queen:

People like him make me sick.

yo I want the girl getting publicity too, who lured him to the party for this very reason 



heruniverseunfolded:

mercedesxreal:

Throwback Pics of Jesse Williams

When he had dreads »»

😳😳

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boyerstreetdreams:

hungary-hippos:

thepigmentproject:

“I go to school at Georgia Southern, I’m actually a writing major, and people see my writing before they see me. Frequently I’ve been told you know, like “Oh, I didn’t know that someone who looked like you could write like this.”  I mean I could be the top of my class, have the highest grade, have the best commentary, but the color of my skin says that I can’t be a good writer until I prove to them otherwise.” 

Story of my high school and undergrad life.

Smh



just-call-me-vendetta:

iputthetownonmyback13:

isleswoman:

just-call-me-vendetta:

August 15, 2014

This is a friend’s nephew. This is all the information I have right now. As updates come I will give them, but for now, I’m asking for a SIGNAL BOOST!

29/8/14 Any news yet?

H E L P

AS OF AUGUST 16TH, STEVEN IS HOME.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS UPDATE. THANK YOU!!



dreamsandwhatever:

theblackjeangrey:

amazelife:

thoughtsofablackgirl:

SUPPORT BLACK WRITERS,FILMMAKER,DIRECTORS ETC..

When I saw this article from takepart  about Black &SexyTv I got really excited, because their show are the TRUTH! And I wish some of them would make it on tv. These show are everything B.E.T needs.

Black and Sexy TV was founded by four filmmakers—Numa Perrier, Dennis Dortch, Jeanine Daniels, and Brian Ali-Harding—in 2011 and takes its name from Dortch’s 2008 feature, A Good Day to Be Black and Sexy, which showed at the Sundance Film Festival. Though the channel began with just one program, it has grown to include six: The Couple, Hello Cupid, That Guy, Roomieloverfriends, The Number, andYellow. The series are each distinct but are grounded by a through line of authentic black experience, especially regarding love and sex.

Here’s a list of show from YouTube not all from Black&SexyTv you should check out when you got time. 

The Misadventure of Awkward Black Girl

The Couple

Hello Cupid

That Guy

Roomieloverfriends

 The Number

Yellow

Lenox Avenue 

Dear Future Wife

First

Love Handles

Black Boots

Close Friends

Truth Unspoken

Brothers With No Game

Milk &Honey

The Unwritten Rules

If you know any black YouTube series that I don’t did list do not hesitate to comment or message us the name. If you have a Youtube show send in a video.

-Pierre-

So many good shows

I was just looking for this post!

Black and sexy tv is my shiznit!!!!


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